Payments & Ordering
We accept credit card, Paypal, and use Stripe to process payments.
• We do not accept personal checks because we are not your landlord, and this isn't 1995.
• We do not accept money orders or direct bank transfers either. We're actually not sure if anyone does.
USING GIFT CERTIFICATE OR STORE CREDIT
You have credit? Lucky you. Once you are done shopping, enter your special code that we emailed you on your cart page and hit "apply" and you'll see your total price go lower than a twerkin booty. You can use multiple codes at once, as long as you enter them one at a time.
Your order will be charged in USD and converted by whatever payment type you paid with at the exchange rate they designate. If you wanna know what the exchange rate is before you buy contact your credit card company.
Any local taxes and duties for shipping are not included in your checkout price. These vary by country and are collected on behalf of your home country by your friendly local delivery man or delivery babe.